- You tell EVERYONE how Inferior every other social networking site is. What even is Facebook?
- You take every photo in square crop format just in case – easy IG uploading 🤗
- You have a phone full of duplicate photos of things like your bath tub/cups of tea & dread loosing your phone/anyone looking through your photos for this very reason
- When being introduced to new people at a social gathering you are referred to as ‘Instagram {insert name here}’ by your friends 🙈
- You’ve almost caused yourself serious bodily injury trying to get ‘the shot’ from the right angle
- You give a look of horror when someone suggests you snap & post something you know isn’t Instagram material on your page
- Your ‘real life friends’ inbox you on Instagram as they’ve more chance of getting a reply than on whatsapp/text back
- Although you dare not admit it, you’ve bought things based on their lnstagram quality . Ie luxury flower bouquets and Jo Malone candles – sure you love these things but they were never items you would buy yourself -Instagram made you do it!
- 90% of the reason you have a smart phone is for Instagram & the sole question at upgrade time is how good is the camera? Wait – some people use iPhones to actually talk on the phone?
- You have a mini melt down when your order arrives and it’s lacking on the presentation front – fancy ice cream/latte/cocktail – instagrammability is everything!
Hahha if this ain’t me! Xx
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….and you edit the same image with a million filters just to get ‘the one’ 😂
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