10 Signs you are an Instagram addict

You tell EVERYONE how Inferior every other social networking site is. What even is Facebook?
You take every photo in square crop format just in case – easy IG uploading 🤗
You have a phone full of duplicate photos of things like your bath tub/cups of tea & dread loosing your phone/anyone looking through your photos for this very reason
When being introduced to new people at a social gathering you are referred to as ‘Instagram {insert name here}’ by your friends 🙈
You’ve almost caused yourself serious bodily injury trying to get ‘the shot’ from the right angle
You give a look of horror when someone suggests you snap & post something you know isn’t Instagram material on your page
Your ‘real life friends’ inbox you on Instagram as they’ve more chance of getting a reply than on whatsapp/text back
Although you dare not admit it, you’ve bought things based on their lnstagram quality . Ie luxury flower bouquets and Jo Malone candles – sure you love these things but they were never items you would buy yourself -Instagram made you do it!
90% of the reason you have a smart phone is for Instagram & the sole question at upgrade time is how good is the camera? Wait – some people use iPhones to actually talk on the phone?
You have a mini melt down when your order arrives and it’s lacking on the presentation front – fancy ice cream/latte/cocktail – instagrammability is everything!